afriensive

When your friend is offensive, but it's ok, because it's your friend.

Hey buddy, I found your behavior at the party afriensive.

by Jason Sanbournestein April 17, 2014

bend for a friend

after breakup sex

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?

by cut the cards November 24, 2022

Fifth and a Friend

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the fifth of alcohol you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Fifth and a Friend on Saturday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by Oz9090 September 28, 2021

Just a Friend

A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."

"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."

by Elmer March 31, 2005

funeral for a friend

the most sexual band ever. often defined as emo. make up your own mind, they're awesome whatever. and darran smith is the nicest bloke ive met in my life.

wow funeral for a friend kicked ass last night

by Vixicle January 17, 2004

Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009

Afried

Afried is getting so high, or so drunk, that you become afraid for your safety. Often aimed at first time drinkers and first time smokers. The words intention is meant to be comical.

Alex: "Has he ever ripped a bong before?"
Adam: "No."
Alex: "Oh shit. He's about to be so afried."

by BuddahCheese420 March 11, 2011