Atherton

Being the most expensive zip code in the country and with the highest per capita income of any city in the world, Atherton is where rich people work before retiring to places for old people such as Rancho Santa Fe (cheaper) or Palm Springs (also cheaper). It is seperated into 3 main areas, the area south of Alameda, where Larry Ellison and a few other billionaires live, the midtown area which includes normal people in normal houses that just happen to retail for around 3 Million each, at the cheapest, and the COMPARABLY stank ass area north of El Camino, which includes Lindenwood, a knockoff of midtown, which is impossible to navigate. It is still better than Hillsborough. Other neighboring knockoffs of Atherton include Woodside and Palo Alto, which are the only comparably nice areas, and Menlo Park, which is identical to Atherton except for the addition of businesses, sidewalks, and postage stamp sized lots. In Portola Valley, everyone knows each other (in a creepy way) and no flowers grow because otherwise Portola Valley wouldn't be an ugly shithole, which it undoubtably is. Being an Athertonian is sometimes annoying, as telling people that you are from Atherton puts you prone to constant mooching. In summary, Atherton is much nicer than where you live. The End.

Portola Valley is like Atherton, except with pretentious, genetically inferior scum. And no plants.

Atherton is where Laguna Beach should be shot, because one Athertonian man from South Atherton could buy both the city of Laguna Beach, and all the cast members from the show. And they would still have enough to buy Haiti.

by Joqueefbo Lapuista Jackson January 2, 2006

Atherholt

The best family on the planet, often described as being "awesome" or "fantastical"

Guy 1: "Dude, he's so fly!"

Guy 2: "Duh, hes an Atherholt"

by korrosiv January 28, 2009

Atherton

Hometown. The best city in the world. Although there's no noise, EVER! About 7,000 people mostly adults over the age of 50. Exactly the place I wish to remain for the rest of my life. Oh and Beverly Hills and Starfish Island might be more famous but those are only movie stars and celebrities who live there. Here, there are regular people with bigger bank accounts than usual.

Damn, you live in Atherton? You must be rich!

by One of the few latinos in Atherton March 30, 2007

aethersharts

one of my very hot mutuals

username aethersharts.

by nehe July 19, 2021

aethers4lifer

yaris best friend

“Oh look its aethers4lifer!” “Isnt that yaris best friend?”

by chuulover681918 December 28, 2021

Aeternarchy

Aeternarchy (n.)- a system of monarchy in which the perfect, ideal ruler is gentically engineered and then cloned once every 35 years, with each new ruler being schooled by the previous one from birth until succession in philosophy, mathematics, science, history, diplomacy, law, and economics.

Under Aeternarchy, the ruler becomes an ethical machine.

by Elispeare May 23, 2018

Atherton

One of the wealthiest towns in the world. However its more low key neighbors, Portola Valley, Woodiside, and Hillsborough, have much higher median incomes than the snobs of this town. While it may have a couple of billionaires, which raises their overall median income, this town would be no greater than Los Altos, without them. Oh yes, and their overly pretentious residents love to flaunt a meretricious display of superiority.

Having money doesn't you have class...
sincerely, Portola Valley/Woodside (where the old money is)

Carlos: oh man, your from Atherton??
John: yep
Carlos: whats it like?
John: well we won the lottery a while back and my family decided to move to a town with people like us. We spent all our money and now were in debt like the majority of our Athertonian neighbors.

Carlos: huh....

(if only it were this clear)

by thePVw.a.s.p. November 4, 2009