Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

Suzie jaron

Fat smelly jani

Oi ya suzie jaron

by Big bad adam sannn February 24, 2017

Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.

I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.

by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018

Suzie poo

The cringe worthy carecter in stranger things.

Yay I love suzie poo

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Doing a Suzie

1. Disappearing suddenly without an explanation or reason

2. Impulsively vanishing

1. "Where did Teng go?"
"I think she did a Suzie about an hour ago."

2. "I was Doing a Suzie when I ran off like that, I'm sorry."

by screaming_banshees April 2, 2010

Suzy Cupboard

A lady who enjoys taking care of others.

After super Suzy Cupboard is the first person to jump up to grab everyone's plates, wash and dry them and put them in the cupboard.

by Bro hoe February 24, 2017

suzie red

Pills of Ecstasy freshly soaked in LSD.

"Why has she been been staring at the mirror for the last ten minutes wearing a birthday hat?"
"Beats me. She had a Suzie Red."
"Oh. I wonder what she sees."

by ~E December 28, 2007