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Landen

Landen is usually chill. He enjoys following rules and gets mad when his name is spelled wrong, but he always tries to do the right thing. He's moderately athletic and enjoys sports, and he does well in school, always scoring well on standardized tests. He will be a good athlete, but will inevitably end up working a 9-5.
"Hey, have you seen Landen."
"No, he's probably at home playing basketball."
"Why doesn't he do anything except sports and schoolwork?"
by Dixon09 May 9, 2025
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Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner
Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night
by Perm Papi May 16, 2022
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Landen roy

Ze Is extremely fruity😟
Landen roy is fruith😍
by 1k1ll3dcup1d August 12, 2021
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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
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Landen

Landen where do I start, kinda trash at everything also can't get over a girl named Alana. Not very good at football and has small penis.
Landen is trash
by Derrick115 April 10, 2025
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Landen

Landen just said something? Insert nerd emoji
by Landennerd April 1, 2023
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landen brain

Similar to a boltzmann brain, it is created in random chaos. But it is aware of that and since it's in a void with no laws it can create anything
That landen brain created a cheese burger
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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