911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

911

911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.

"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"

by FXKI December 9, 2022

911

911 is very cool umm. It happened and it was a good thing um yes. It means cool

Bro that guy is so 911

by 911 lover March 3, 2021

911

The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba

Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

911

The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.

I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!

by Marco polooo March 12, 2017

911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021