Zoey 

If you know someone who is named Zoey, she is probably a Weeb and she is probably Gay or Bisexual. Her personality is probably pretty chill and weird but when you first meet her, she can be a bitch.
Zoey is the type of person to try and help you through as many problems as possible, she probably loves the movie IT and will always talk about IT.And no matter what happens she will always try to stay your friend

If you know a Zoey try to keep her.

Zoey by oofbeans December 7, 2019

Zoey 

Hotter than Sebastian. Epic gamer and comedy goddess. Loved by ratatoing and mother to alligator John

Zoey is incredible

Zoey by Seabass5678 January 31, 2020

Zoey 

Epic gamer. Comedy Goddess. Loved by Ratatoing and Sex. Mother of Alligator John. Hotter than any Sebastian out there

You know zoey right? That one girl who’s like the best in the world?

Zoey by Seabass5678 January 31, 2020

Zoey 

Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.

Zoey is the woman of my dreams

Zoey by wizard blizzard August 14, 2022

zoey 

In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see canonite and nikonian. Another good place is to do some research on where CONTAX rates (and why you don't ever see new Contax cameras, hmmm, wonder what happened. Did the copy machine company stop making them?) compared to other companies.

"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"

zoey by Deus April 5, 2005

zoey 

zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.

"Woah is that zoey?"
"Yeah watch out man, she is pretty crusty."

zoey by sexychungi April 8, 2015

Zoey 

The bitch who you ask to homecoming and she fucking leaves you on seen

Me: Zoey left me on read when I asked her to homecoming

Friend: Fuck that bitch.

Zoey by epicbackflip October 15, 2019