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put someone (you) on the map

To cause (eg. a town, an actor, a trend, etc.) to become well-known or important.
Thesaurus: establish, bring fame to, make famous, glorify, make (slang).
Examples: put someone (you) on the map

Girl: I don't want to "talk" to you any more, or be in a relationship with you!?!
Guy: Hold On?!?
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You Think You The Shit Cause Guys On You Now? But I Put You ON THE MAP!?! Nobody was even fucking with you. But hey do you.

Vice Verse

Guy: I been dealing with some things. Its me, not you.
Girl: You Think You, Bad Now? None of those females wanted you! You was bummy before I bought you clothes and let you use my car, got you a phone... etc. Non of those girls wanted anything to do with you!
Guy: Man, You Lost Your Mind.
Girl: I put you on the map. But hey do you.
by Real Sai September 5, 2013
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are you on benefits?

1- hey bro , listen to this joke ...
2- go ahead .
1- 'insanely offensive dad joke' .
2- " are you on benefits? "
by DeAdInSiDeNyM November 1, 2021
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I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
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See you on the Beach

is slang for see when we both get to the place, it
originated from the popular film Saving Private Ryan
When are we meeting?
My train gets in at 7, shall we meet in the Pub
Sure,
See you on the Beach.
by Capt Jack Doicy August 7, 2010
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put you on line

to put yourself on line or in track with a female, to set your sefl up with a female
by wHaT iT dO 415 March 31, 2005
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see you on the ice

Something you say when you know there is going to be a long period of time before seeing someone again however the intention is that day will come
Two people having an affair one tells the other they have to call it off for a while.

Dave: Hey Avril we need to call this off for a bit I'm feeling bad about this.

Avirl : Ok Dave resolve your problems and I will see you on the ice.....
by avrilrulez November 5, 2013
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foo is you on sherm

what you say to someone who you think is on sherm
Guy: "Ur a stupi an ugli"
Guy 2: "foo is you on sherm"
by Annoying Piece of Shit? March 23, 2021
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