bottomless yoghurt

A large amount of semen

I filled your mum with my bottomless yoghurt

by Pablo chacon March 7, 2015

Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump June 11, 2018

DIY Yoghurt

yet another nasty expression for semen.

wow, i could fill a bowl with my do-it-yourself yoghurt.

aw, man - DIY yoghurt on the sheets!

by neogeek August 19, 2010

prison yoghurt

Semen.

Freddy Rocks had some of Hardball Steve's prison yoghurt.

by Hardball Steve February 20, 2014

shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Hot fish yoghurt

The special paste requied for a pearl necklace. Salty tonsil cream. Man seed. A good accompaniment for a tuna taco.

I spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.

by TERRY FUCKWITT August 14, 2003

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003