Yo Mama

The person who loves you even if you act like a heartless bitch who cares about only yourself. The person who argued for their right to have you in the first place, and has never been sorry she did even when you completely turn your back on her. The place you can always go when you find out that friends come and go but your mother will always be there to help you pick up the pieces.

Only Yo Mama could forgive you for that.

by Always143 August 11, 2010

yo momma

1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.

1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!

by argghhh May 8, 2005

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

by abit too black person September 17, 2023

gu suk yo mada

its wat jamaicans use to bout someone.it mesns ''go suck your mom or mothers pussy

leave mi alone and gu suk yo mada

by corey the jamaican June 10, 2011

Bro-Yo Ma

An asian "bro" that is proficient in music, playing such instruments as: cello, violin, piano, etc.

(upon entering a room where the asian is playing music)

"hey what's up, Bro-Yo Ma?"

"not much, just bein' good at music and academics man"

by adley anarchy November 24, 2009

Yo motha

A term refering to somones mother. Sometimes used as a 'come back' for other jokes.

Somone Says: You Suck!
You Say: Yo motha!

by Taro January 18, 2004