Hym "So yesterday this idiot cut off this other idiot on a motorcycle. The come to a stop light and motorcycle idiot starts yelling at the guy and he's like 'I'm on a bike! The passenger is a child!' and he calls the guy some names and whatnot. But what makes him an idiot is this: You and your child are supposed to be wearing a helmet. And you were speeding. Why the fuck is a random person supposed to give more of a shit about your kids safety then you are? You're a fucking retard. Nobody give a fuck about you kid. You barely care enough to make him wear a helmet. Shut the fuck up. Talkmbout 'I wish I had my gun' he was also speeding in a narrow two lane winding 25 mph road. I also had a woman yell out her car window as she was driving passed me in reference to me. She cited how many times I had been to the gas station. What is the likelyhood that a random woman is talking on the phone about a man that she know who went to the same gas station I want to the same number of times? Probably pretty low, right? I'm not a prob/stats guy but I know that shit isn't normal."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
Get the Yesterdaymug. by DarlingDDarling January 3, 2021
Get the Tomorrow’s Yesterdaymug. Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022
Get the Yesterday Todaymug. by ArchuloverCrush January 12, 2010
Get the Waiting For Yesterdaymug. by Paron Gurgyan July 31, 2023
Get the Yesterday Yearmug. by Ravieka February 7, 2009
Get the Yesterdays Heroesmug. Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.
Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
by Sexydimma January 10, 2013
Get the I wasn't born yesterdaymug.