yoink 

a sound you can make whenever you damn well please

The girl exclaimed "yoink" as she ran out of the room.

yoink by pharm girl March 3, 2004

yoink 

A word coined by The Simpsons and made innumerably more famous in geek circles by the game Ultima Online.
To take something from its previous owner.

*Dies*
*Yoink!*

"Dang man! That mob yoinked my shit!"
"Heh, good luck ganking it naked!"

yoink by echelon11 December 14, 2008

Yoink 

A phrase used now in the video game, Halo Reach, when one played steals another player's kill while he was assassinating him.

xXMLGxH4ckaXx: Dude for real?!

dinasur99: What?

xXMLGxH4ckaXx: You totaly just "yoinked" my assassination!

Yoink by xXMLGxH4ckaXx September 22, 2010

yoink 

to quickley remolve a joint from a unaware stare gazing stoners mouth for your own benefit

while sitting there staring at the ceiling for ten minutes robbie yoinked the spliff from my mouth

yoink by bazf1 February 20, 2009

yoink 

To lightly tap or poke with your finger someone for fun while adding the sound effect. It can be used with objects too.

Person 1: "Hey, can you hand me that broom, right there?"
Person 2: "Yoink! I just yoinked you with a broom handle!"
Person 1: "I am soo going to get you back someday."

yoink by nomejoy June 17, 2009

Yoink 

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

Yoink by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

Yoink 

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

Yoink by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017