Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.

To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

by Hobart High November 3, 2009

kentucky windmill

when a woman is giving a man oral sex, he farts loudly , then pulls his penis out of her mouth , and whips it around rapidly in a circle, thus creating a windmill effect.

"dude, i had to fart SO BAD when monique was blowing me that i just pulled my pole out of her mouth and gave her a kentucky windmill"

by luther lee May 20, 2008

windmill of death

In inline skating, the move one ends up making with their arms if one doesn't properly bend his or her knees. This ultimately futile attempt to regain balance inevitably results in the perpetrator landing on his or her rear.

When I was rollerblading the other day, I hit a piece of gravel that sent my balance off. I started doing the windmill of death and ended up falling on my butt.

by Ry Bread March 25, 2006

Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.

C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.

by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010

Wisconsin Windmill

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.

My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.

by GHAC August 21, 2013

windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.

"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."

by Leper96 October 21, 2019

corpse windmill

A ferris-wheel full of dead people

"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"

by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019