Shawn Patterson

Super awesome sex machine

I had great Shawn Patterson last night

by y2bulldog July 26, 2016

Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him

Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run

by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Patterson Challenge

when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men

“bruh we lit pu to p town to do the patterson challenge and almost got shot”

by Duckiedo January 21, 2024

Patterson

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too

Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny

by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020