Whoosh

Gay fart.

Gay men's farts sound different because of their stretched anuses which cause the air to escape at different speed, resulting in a unique and recognisable "whoosh" sound.

Discussion related to gay farting:

Guy 1: "Did you whoosh today, Steve?"
Guy 2: "No George, I'm not gay, I fart like normal people. Not like you. Because you're gay."
Guy 1: "Steve, I'm not gay.."
Guy 2: "Ho sorry, thought..."
Guy 1: "Okay, no problem!"
Guy 2: "Bye Steve, I'm going to eat pineapple."
Guy 1: "Okay, have a nice night."
Guy 2: "Oh, and I almost forgot, does Jessica speak Spanish?"
Guy 1: "Not sure..."
Guy 2: "Bye. Love you!"

Steve is gay: he lied. So he farts differently.

by NEWTON_KETCHUP November 24, 2024

whooshy whoosh

A whoosh whoosh is the act of whooshing very whoosh like.

“She just a whooshy whooshed all The way across the field!”

by Daniel the definer November 27, 2017

Whoosh

To feel sexually aroused (in the fusebox universe)

Her head whooshed as she went all the way during sexy sex times

by Alllppp95 November 17, 2022

woosh-whoosh-whoosh

Were you reading Mushoku Tensei? Anyways, the expression "woosh-whoosh-whoosh" means something was done quickly, constantly, and unstoppably.

I've been *woosh-whoosh-whoosh* casting magic since I was
young.

by The_undead_mage September 19, 2023

Whoosh

The most horniest man’s on the xChiaki1x server, he likes chisa ALOT but is in love with another member, he’s also 1% homosexual because of Teacher Nagito

Person A: Ayo who this whoosh guy?
Person B: he’s 1% homosexual and really horny

by blueberrymisery February 14, 2022

whoosh

So you're looking through the comment section and you see someone using whoosh replying to some Google person writing articles about how that's so mean, rude, etc.

Whoosh or any other use means that the joke went over their heads. (Past them) the ball missed the hoop.

Gofus: just been diagnosed by my doctor's that I'm color blind . This came out of the *shows flashy orange picture*
Idiot: that's orange tho
Random person: Idiot, whoosh

by Dzzgem July 6, 2019

Whoosh

To remove someone from a place in a violent manner

Bro your gonna get whooshed

by Charva mush October 11, 2022