West Virginia Steak

In West Virgina,a Balogna samich

Billy Bob opened the refrigerator door and saw the balogna and braead and said "It looks like we're having West Virginia steak again tonight!!!"

by Adrian123 June 28, 2007

West Virginia swap

Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.

"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."

by bigwilly99 October 18, 2017

West Virginia Handshake

ad·jec·tive/ˈajəktiv/ - a word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it.

* west/vərˈjinyə/ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/

To state or describe the act of performing mutual & simultaneous masturbation on one and other regardless of sexual orientation, gender or religion to describe disbelief or an alternate choice.

(Observing laziness) "You all have nothing better to do that to give each other West Virginia Handshakes." -- (Alternate choice for something unsafe or idiotic) 'I'd rather give a wild Tiger a West Virginia Handshake." -- (Work or Goal not accomplished) "What did you do all day in here; give each other West Virginia Handshakes?" (Express disdain for being played around with) -- "I like handshakes but this isn't West Virginia, let's re-do this contract."

by SOLIDKREATE December 11, 2020

dallas west virginia

A tiny town in WV that is the dirty redneck ghetto of Marshall county. It's where all the hill trash that can't afford to live on Roberts Ridge or Fish Creek live. Now overrun with pipeliners and stupid gas workers. A place where society is just dirtier that that rest of the county, trashy women and drunk redneck guys. A place to highly avoid when In Marshall county.

"Hey I'm going to Dallas"

"Cool, Dallas Texas?"

"No Dallas West Virginia"

"Dude you are fucked..."

by Detmarshall January 1, 2014

West Virginia Turnpike

Coitus in the bed of a moving pick-up truck that is fleeing from law enforcement.

"Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"

by joshingmachine November 11, 2013

West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.

I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.

by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017

West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body

Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones

by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016