Welfare Slut

A SINGLE woman who PURPOSELY and repeatedly gets pregnant (usually from all different men) so she can live off of Child Support, Child & Family Services (free rent), and Food Stamps, etc.

Lylah is a welfare slut. I have often been the victim of Welfare Sluts, but then I wised up and got a vasectomy. Now I am Lylah's Welfare Gigolo!

by Mo Fro Bro November 21, 2006

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welfare vampire

One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)

"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds

1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.

1 man: MY money is MINE

by taxed into prosperity October 06, 2011

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Welfare Chimp

A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.

P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?

P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.

by Garry Squarepants April 12, 2018

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