Wednesday Warmer

A weekly chuckle or joke which is rated by fellow peers.

Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10

by Wednesday Warner fan. July 9, 2010

The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.

Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?

by Thevibzer July 28, 2016

cheese-warmer

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.

Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

Or

Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.

by psuedonous psuedonym November 4, 2013

Calum Warmer

Short nugget like individual. Can't run, claims he goes gym. But just look at the fatty. Doesn't know English. Failed the immigration test.

Such a Calum Warmer broski

by 174840493736 October 5, 2021

hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 7, 2009

Ear Warmers

A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers

by JphuknB June 30, 2018

Sausage Warmer

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.

We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!

by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009