The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022

Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.

George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.

by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013

Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023

nigga nigga waffle house

a word to describe anyone or anything

“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house”
or
“you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

by Ghosnext May 29, 2018