Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.

oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.

by maceecam May 29, 2007

willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

by avivo April 21, 2006

Willy Wonka'd

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".

by Hannah T! February 7, 2012

Wonks

The state of being extremely hungry. Causing delirium, weakness and extreme mood swings. Hunger is so extreme, food is all one can think about.

I have the wonks!!

Phil had an extreme case of the wonks today.

by nomihomee June 21, 2011

Wonkasexual

Only being attracted to @willywonkatiktok, or any of the other Willy Wonkas, but primarily @willywonkatiktom

“Guys, I have something to tell you..... I’m Wonkasexual...”

by Mrs.Wonka September 7, 2020

Wonkaberry

A word often used or said when there is absolutley nothing else to say. Also when you cannot remember what you were going to type in to that search engine, wonkaberry is often typed. Also, a common expletive.

Oh wonkaberry! I left my wallet in the gas station bathroom in chicago.

Bill-"Wonkaberry."
Bob- "What?"

by sir bibbly bob May 26, 2010