whipped

Captive in heart and mind to the point where thoughts are just poetry and jello when not standing near the object of affection.

I lay whipped,

my heart and mind gone off with you.

I fear they are never to return lest

I take to the grindstone and

make a place for you in my future.

whipped by waldojones August 12, 2009

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whipped

when a virgin male is under total control by a female

Steve got totally whipped by Vicki

whipped by D Donkas January 11, 2005

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whipped

Being controlled by your dog faced, back stabbing, controlling, ignorant girlfriend to a point where you lose sight of your true friends and cater to your girlfriends every need. Your free time is spent with her and her only, your true friends hate you and hate her even more. It gets to a point where it is out of control and beyond repairing. When you break up you will not have a single friend... just like your brother. Congrats buddy on being the biggest bitch I've ever known.

Wow, Chris is so whipped that he hasn't called his best friends in almost a year.
Dam Chris is so whipped his friends actually hate him, and no one actually likes his girlfriend, but its ok because we are going to college and never have to see either of them again.

whipped by Anonamousoumanona July 28, 2006

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whipped

For one to be controlled by one's girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.

Girlfriend (on her boyfriend's myspace):
so you get on while you're at home.
all day.
and dont leave me shit.
i hate you.

Random MySpace Lurker: Wow, this boy is whipped.

whipped by Krista Euphoria December 14, 2008