voter

See dyslexic, relating to dyslexia.

Confuses right for left, yes for no, red for blue, etc.

by Phyl December 13, 2004

voter apathy

What happens to a General Election when your choice on the ballot paper boils down to a choice between the Conservative Party and a conservative party.

Let me get this straight - I live in a Tory majority and my choices are Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem, UKIP or Veritas, and we know the Tories will get a 20,000 majoity even if I vote Lib Dem?

by OD Smith May 10, 2005

Votes for school

One of the most boring things that British teenagers have to go through drying form. They cover subjects like criminal activity, jobs, politics and even more bullshit.

Form tutor: Ok get your votes for school books out
Students: oh for fuck sake not this
Form tutor: Get out of my classroom now and go to the head of year!
Student: bun that bruv

by inbetweenersucker5765333 January 24, 2020

Hey voter

Hope you have a nice day

Hey voter don’t forget to say how much you love your family

by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019

envy voter

A person who votes for progressive candidates and policies because they have made bad decisions in life and they want people who have made good decisions to subsidize their past or continued bad choices.

Far left progressives are mostly just envy voters suffering from learned helplessness.

by DonnySloot October 27, 2020

ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.

The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020

Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.

Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

by Lemmon December 16, 2020