vagina vortex 

the force that pulls a friend away at the beginning of his new relationship rarely losing its grip

often abbreviated as "VV" or symbolically represented by "¤"

frænd 1: I haven't seen todd in a while. he really got pulled in by that vagina vortex.
frænd 2: yeah. he's totally in outer space.
frænd 1: hope he says "hi" to halo and mark for us.

vagina vortex by last1picked August 22, 2009

purple vortex 

doin someone through the nose

banging someone through the nose

this is referred to as a "purple vortex"

purple vortex by Lola Tramacchio March 23, 2010

solar vortex

the copious amounts of sunshine in Southern California as the rest of the country freezes in a 'polar vortex'

dang... 72 degrees again. I'll never get to wear my new designer windbreaker/gloves/boots if this solar vortex doesn't break soon.

solar vortex by LA-Blue February 10, 2014

Shree Vortex 

The act of viewing the Bee Movie on one electronic device while simultaneously viewing Shrek on another, thus calling forth the creation of a vortex of an unfathomable magnitude.

“Ever since I witnessed the Shree Vortex, I haven’t been the same. I’ve changed and I can’t tell if it is for the better or worse but I feel strangely powerful and Godlike”

“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”

Shree Vortex by The Better Webster November 23, 2021

Pleasure Vortex 

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.

"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!

Pleasure Vortex by geniusman69 April 25, 2022

The California Vortex 

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

The California Vortex by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020

YouTube Vortex 

When you click on a video one of your friends posts on a social networking site, which leads to another similar video, and then... 3 hours later you're still in a swirling video vortex and your ass has fallen asleep.

"Man, I clicked on a video that Sal LaPuma posted on Facebook and got sucked into a YouTube Vortex for two hours! I'm behind on my work now."

YouTube Vortex by Smerkbich September 5, 2011