The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”

Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.

by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022

VIN burn

When a part that has an electronic serial number embedded in it and corresponding control software which requires recognition or a tying arrangement.

You must VIN Burn the moisture meter when replacing it in a combine.

by DeereFacts November 22, 2022

morning vin

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Vin diesel

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

by C++ September 13, 2005

vin diesel

One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.

by fearme February 10, 2010

Cult of vin

A Roblox asylum game. The game mostly is played by actually cool people and, they have eye and a mouth aesthetic.
The owner is vinnel.

"I like Cult of vin!"
"I know right it's so good!"

by Gray_sunstar September 4, 2020

Vin Diesel

A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.

Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?

by jayrock888 April 17, 2019