vampons

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

by vampy69 September 28, 2023

Vapenis

An abnormally large clitoris. Not quite a chode.

Did you hear about Angie? He clicked is so big, it's like she's got a vapenis!

by MissesRamey January 27, 2024

Vampelia

A REDX XILE LEAD XION GXD

oh vampelia is at the diddy party

by puln September 16, 2024

Vampei

Vampei é o ato de conversar com menores de idade com piadas de duplo sentido.

Foi mal, Vampei aqui.

by IdMp February 27, 2026

Re-Vamped

Endless movie sequels to the endless stories of Vampire Lust mainly focusing on teenager angst and played by photo-shopped 30-somethings.

Shane and I saw that re-vamped "Twilight 18: Breaking Wind" and think the series may have finally run it's course.

by Bart_Mann August 1, 2012

The Varpen

An ancient mystical crystal that only appears to the “chosen one” in dreams. The next chosen one is expected to be a sugar baby from phoenix.

The Varpen has appeared to me

by Hiucjjtgh March 31, 2023