A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
"William is a valorant smurf."
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
by 6FootFeministRightsActivist September 07, 2022
Hey Luke, let’s play Valorant in my dorm room. My roommates are gone, so we can be as loud as we want to be.
by user3748293782 November 26, 2023
The start of your in-game purchases addictions.
For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again
*spends another 1k dollar*
For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again
*spends another 1k dollar*
by Your daily dude January 31, 2022
A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.
by sexo fender June 14, 2024
by retigga May 02, 2024