vaginese chicken

a chinese womans vagina.

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole

by vaginawhip15 May 24, 2011

Vagangle berries

When a vagina ingests toilet paper it produces vagangle berries. Aka clitty litter and vag worms.

Me: I went down on my missus and came across some vagangle berries.

Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews

by rowdy89wa May 8, 2021

Vaginese

A language spoken by females that is not understood by anyone without a vagina.

Female Coworker: "I think we should print this project on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client."

Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.

Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"

Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"

Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."

by prinlab June 25, 2010

Vaginalised

Past participle, past tense of vagina.lize
Etymology: constiting of 'vagina' and 'penalised.'

Literal meaning: Subject to espousing some form of controversy amongst feminists, instigating an oestrogen fuelled backlash.

Alan: Oh for fucks sake my wife escaped the kitchen again... Oh well, she wont get far without her tampons.

Bill: Careful Alan, say that around feminists and you might be vaginalised for it.

by WorkingReplica June 11, 2011

Vaginicles

Sexual organs of a girl who carries the manner of a bloke. A female who could not exactly be described as a lady. Often, female sportsmen have vaginicles.

(At a ladies rugby match) "That second row forward must have some set of vaginicles."

by 220486 May 14, 2007

vaginger

A man who's "downstairs" is a firey pit, with a scetchy fro placed ontop his head, and no sence of time management.

That no-good egotistical clepto is SUCH a vaginger.

by Squeedeblush August 19, 2007

vaginkles

an extreme amount of vagina wrinkles that causes an unpleasant sight outside of the bikini line.

"ahh look at those vaginkles you can see them from miles away.

by yomuthainyomouth March 30, 2009