vaginify

To turn one into (or out of) a vagina. The term can signify the transition of an individual or object into a literal vagina, or into the symbolic and colloquial "pussy" (meaning a sissy, weener or just a fukin vagina). The term originated back in the 1780's when sourcerer merlin was the first ever to vaginify an individual. Many had attempted this feat in the past, but unsuccesfully. Many thought sourcerer merlin had this uncanny ability because his parents vaginified his leg as a baby, and donkeys would come from far across the land to sniff his vaginified leg. His mission to vaginify became known, and the concept spread across all of england, eventually reaching egypt, and fucking pharaoh up the leg.

Holy shit Fred, you just vaginified that rock!

or

If you don't stand up to that bully, I'll vaginify you into mince meat soup!

Did you get vaginified? or are you just a FAG

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

Vagi-Fi

Vuh-ji'-fi' (noun) - When 2 girls hang out together all the time and their menstrual cycles sync up with each other. Its like their pussys are sending signals to each other. Most common results are having to deal with multiple bitchyness, and a guys night out.

Brad: Hey whats with our wives today?
Justin: They have Vagi-Fi goin on... and the signal is at full strength.

by Cptn Obvious July 28, 2011

vagikinesis

The power a man or woman has over another woman to make her give up the booty with just a thought.

With the power of vagikinesis, you can do this... Pimp: "Hey." Woman: "Oh, yes! Take me now!"

by Thug Auditor June 18, 2008

vaginite

a vagina like rock formation

The cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite.

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

Vagisis

A woman's period. Aka ISIS of the vagina.

My roommate is being really bitchy today. I think she has vagisis.

by dannyfleish March 26, 2017

Need some Vagisil with that?

Sarcastic remark said to a whiny bro to get him to shut up by implying he is being a giant VAGINA.

Dan: I lost my 3 legged dog Skippy, then QT was out of hot dogs, my Nintendo 64 remote broke......

Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?

by Hellcat Lauren April 25, 2011

vagify

To make more feminine or girly by the addition of chick shit, such as doilies, lace curtains, ornamental figurines, seasonal hand towels, etc. To chick it up.

Steve, those new lace curtains really vagify the game room, or Wow, that Madonna album totally vagifies my record collection.

by j-hus June 22, 2011