vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

The Vandalizer

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"

We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards

by Matthew69Bruf March 09, 2020

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist March 15, 2012

Vandal Opinion

a dumbass opinion, some conservative or edgy shit vandal would agree with

Man 1: Did you hear that jack thinks the moon landing was faked?

Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion

by 2004 toyota corrola August 02, 2022

Self Vandalizing

When a person is making a fool/embarrassing them-self.

"Wow. When I watched that video of the dance I realized I was totally self vandalizing myself.

by licheenut278 September 24, 2011

Gps Vandalism

Using the post images button on a Google Maps location to either take away the meaning of the location itself or as a way of pissing off the Google Maps moderation team.

I put a picture of a penguin dancing onto the Google Maps location of the Pentagon. Hope I don't get reported for GPS Vandalism.

by GPS VANDALIST May 25, 2022

vandal#0100

Vandal is the best scammer nigga

Get scammed you fucking monkey

if u get scememd by vandal#0100 u get ripped

by Vandalxd May 13, 2022