the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.
Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW
by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014
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unicorn

slang for virgin or one who hasn't had sex.
Friend 1: You still a unicorn bro?
Friend 2: Nah man i fucked Ashley!
by lol123456789lol August 3, 2012
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unicorn

1: OMG a unicorn
2: AWESOME!!!
by Unicorn! April 18, 2006
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unicorn

an extremely attractive person that you've heard stories about and seen pictures and movies of but have never seen them in person. (just like the mythical creature the unicorn)
yeah bro i've never seen her before. Shes a total unicorn
by kimurablair November 3, 2010
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unicorns

magical creatures that ride on silver moonbeam and shoot rainbow out of their ass.
Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
by DGT December 18, 2012
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unicorn

horse with horn.
SEXY.
there is a unicorn in my house.
by butty March 13, 2005
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Unicorn

1. Like a virgin!

2. "I wanna ride a unicorn."
by yourghostfriend November 6, 2014
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