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Sheet twister

by JAZZYJJR October 7, 2015
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Wisconsin Twister

A diabolical maneuver applied to a man after he’s passed out cold. She pulls out your little pecker, proceeds to quickly turn it into a soft pretzel twist, then yanks it like she’s trying to start your shitty lawnmower
Reputa heard I cheated on her,so she waited until I was passed out to give me the filthiest Wisconsin Twister I’ve ever had. I Woke up squeeling like a pig & shit my pants
by Billy Gaggins April 6, 2019
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felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.
D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.
by El Sadado August 27, 2009
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mud twister

You eat a fuck ton of Indian food and you shit everywhere, but you can't clean it all off so you start twisting while they start licking.
Arjan helped Andrew mud twister himself into oblivion.
by The Ahlrus May 5, 2022
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fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.
His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister
by twister man November 22, 2013
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Knife twister

One level worse than a back stabber.

One who twists the knife after stabbing you in the back.
Goddamn Michelle, she's such a knife twister!
by Danny3999 October 2, 2016
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Slick Twister

A female contortionist back bends until her head is between her legs and performs oral on a dude.
e.g. Dude I so got a slick twister from Katie last night.
by nukehayes June 20, 2011
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