NIG NUG TREE

NIG NUG TREE IS A BLACK CHRISTMAS TREE DECORATED WITH STOLEN GRAPE FLAVORED CANDY CANES MOST OF THEM BROKEN AND INSTEAD OF A STAR FOR A TOPPER A STOLEN HOOD ORNAMENT FROM A BUICK REGAL IS GLUED ON TOP!

A NIG NUG TREE IS FOUND AT THE BASE OF AN ERUPTED VOLCANO!

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011

tree lined

when bitches are lined up to get filled by some wood. you say you got bitches tree-lined

Brett:hey dude you getting some pussy?
Mikey: bro i got bitches tree lined. i will be layin the pipe for months.

by whitey08 June 29, 2011

Dollar Tree Headset

Often used when someone is killed in a video game and accused of not hearing the person who killed them. This can be used as a way to taunt to other people to show your dominance over the other players.

Bob: *gets a kill*
Also Bob: Get good, your garbage, dollar tree headset...

by McBoomstick77 January 4, 2021

Wishing Tree

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.

"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")

by Krandell October 23, 2006

tree hook

a young lady, from sauk village IL. and surrounding areas, who enjoys getting bustedown by frequent gentleman callers. I.E. she enjoys getting nailed to the cross....

"Damn, that tree hook sucked me off from the back! I ain't never had it done like that befo...!"

by jayzilla141243 March 22, 2010

Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

Tree frogging

When your balls stick to the side of your legs and you do that awkward walk to get them "UN-sticked".

Man school was so awkward, JD was tree frogging.

by Texas chili bowl giver May 20, 2014