A girl who comes from Sweden and owns gaurd goats. She likes going skiing and haveing her hair played with by creepers.
by Wouldnt you like to know!? May 09, 2008
A totally stuck up, self-absorbed cunt. No morals, care for others, or soul. You can smell her attitude a mile away and it stinks. Wearing a dyke haircut is common custom.
Shit, here comes Tori.
by Vaginal Drilling Corp. September 04, 2011
Tori is, overall, the biggest bitch you will ever meet. She is a liar, a backstabber, and a fake friend. She has no rack, she thinks she can dance when she really just looks like a dying version of Happy Feet, and she looks like a walking skeleton. She thinks she's really cool, except she's a complete loser. Nobody likes her, but they're all afraid to leave her because she will try to make their life miserable if they do. Basically, she's going to grow up to be a cheap prostitute, and everyone will laugh.
by aabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzzz May 30, 2011
A very short girl. Preferably brunette. Usually under 5 foot tall. Receives nicknames that make fun of her height like Smurf, Elf, Oompa-Loompa, Santa's Little Helper, etc...
by Smurf's Giant August 16, 2011
A delusional ass bitch who go by what others say and due try to fit in with everyone cant dress smell like musty ass gotta hairy pussy just another gold diggin ass HOE one of the ugliest bitches ive ever seen
by Tay-J 75 May 17, 2018
Tori is quite possibly the most awkward person you will ever meet. She's so random, and is obsessed with rainbows throwing up on clouds. She has glasses and contacts, short brawn hair, and a Mac. When you talk to her though, she makes you feel so random with her weird topics. She plays the flute. Somehow she gets you drawn in about the weird things she says. She's actually an okay person though so.
by Lahle December 18, 2012
Josh: Damn who is that with that phat ass over there
John: Oh thats Tori with her fine ass over there
John: Oh thats Tori with her fine ass over there
by Joish7645 March 12, 2016