protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009

TordEdd

When a green-hoodie-wearing-angel and Satan wearing a red hoodie fall in love.

"Boy do just LOVE TordEdd!"

by CandyTree August 18, 2017

Torpedo

When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)

yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.

by Blake Nowak June 7, 2007

frozen torpedo

Poop that has been wrapped in aluminum foil, frozen, then "reinserted". Often used by gay men as a form of sexual stimulation.

Brandon and Ashwin enjoy using frozen torpedos in their various gay games.

by Cledis October 27, 2004

quantum torpedo

A improved version of a Photon torpedo used during the Dominion War in Star Trek DS9 and in a ride called "BORG Invasion 4D" at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Fire quantum torpedos," Sisko, Janeway

by Shadowfire December 9, 2008

ROFL torpedo

A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now used to make fist rise to the surface with hystaria

Fire the ROFL torpedo!!!

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Toasty Torpedo

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.

by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009