topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.

Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.

by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011

Toppers

Abbreviation of Topshop.

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.

by nicola95 May 24, 2011

Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.

My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.

by Neon Deon February 23, 2014

tree topper

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

topple-lmao

Laughing so hard that you fall off the chair you are sitting on.
Topple While Laughing Your Ass Off

Vie:"Sandy will mostly be the janitors sex slave"
Sam:"Topple-lmao *falls off chair*"

by V1e December 2, 2009

TopperGO!

~A brilliant sex machine; A "bang" factory.

The boy i met last night turned out to be a TopperGO!.

by Gizmo(the cat) dragon slayer April 29, 2011

topper nug

the dankest nug of a new sac that you leave out to smoke first

You: Did you leave out the topper nug to smoke first?
Friend: Yes
You: Lets smoke it.

by weeder9811 April 18, 2013