sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms

I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.

by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009

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bad timing

when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind

see above

by foxpack July 2, 2004

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Bad timing

Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.

My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.

by neverdone January 20, 2008

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