Thomas

Thomas, an obnoxious turd.

Person: Yo, Thomas.
Thomas: *wink*

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

Thomas

An adopted kid that is shit at fortnite and can hit the sickest wip of 2018. And usually has no friends and cries himself to sleep.

Jk.

Thomas calls me a nonce on a daily basis

by Yrhfndnxn jeff November 26, 2018

Thomas

The most amazing boyfriend ever. Sweet, cute, short, and my other half(: I love him. Loveeeee, Carli

I love you Thomas.

by Carli Karissa June 18, 2010

Thomas

A person who is beautiful, handsome and is an overall sexy man with one secret..........................he has a gigantic penis. This penis has the ability to shatter women's vagina's and to bring down establishments and world order. He possesses the one ring to rule them all and he wears it on his penis. The only way to rid him of this demonic power is to chop his ferocious penis off and throw it into the fires of mordor. He likes plaid and skinny jeans and likes to discuss politics. He is the most brilliant piano player in the world and can play with his penis. Did i mention that he has a huge penis? Overall, Thomas is a great guy and battles everyday with the evil of the One Ring.

-Hey Arowyn, have you ever fucked a Thomas?
-No i haven't, but YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!

by JewHo October 14, 2011

Thomas

Thomas the Train

Thomas is a blue train

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

Thomas

An amazingly sexy and really tall guy. With abs. Also used as an adjective for someone you look up to.

"Dude, that supermodel guy is SO Thomas!"

by E. Jaculate December 9, 2012

Thomas

Thomas can sometime be annoying but is very charmful and everygirl wants to flirt with him.Kinda good at soccer, Dose a little Basketball and Very tall

“Omg Thomas is so cute.”🤤
“Ugh! Hes so annoying.”🙄😤

by officially_unknown118 November 27, 2018