anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb March 10, 2016

rooster thief

One who takes cock.

Did you hear about Merl Cook? I heard he came out as a rooster thief!

by Cha0sad December 14, 2013

flavor thief

A flavor thief is an ingredient in a dish or beverage that overpowers the taste of every other ingredient. Some examples include bananas in a smoothie as well as tomatoes in a sandwich.

Sam: "I made a huge mistake getting tomatoes in my sub."
David: "Oh man, tomatoes are a huge flavor thief, I hope your mouth is ready."

by phrmashwrma February 6, 2023

Ass-thief

noun. one who violently anal rapes another repetitively.

that guy in the prison showers is a total Ass-thief

by gavinator13 July 13, 2010

Friend Thief

When you introduce someone to one of your friends, and they steal them from you.

Stealing them from you is defined by the stolen friend spending less time with you than usual, and more time with the friend doing the stealing.

Ste hangs out with Bryony. Ste introduces Xanthe to Bryony. Bryony now hangs out with Ste less in favor of hanging out with Xanthe. Xanthe is therefore a "Friend Thief".

by Ste_t July 7, 2008

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004

Hail to the Thief

Radiohead's most recent album

Hey, I was listening to Hail to the Thief the other day, it's pretty cool.

by Andre November 19, 2003