theo

smallest dick ever i compared a pea to it and the pea absolutely crushed that limp dick mf

bro gets no bitches

once upon a time in a distant land full of people with big dicks named abi there was a guy called theo with the tineist fucking dick, in fact it was so small that scientists called it a marvel

ha ha bro probably got no balls to

by mya's coochie February 24, 2022

Theo

A kid named Tim who really wants to change his name to a very queer name such as Theo

"Hey my names Tim but please start calling me Theo"

by DefinitionSquad October 24, 2018

Theo

A dude that's obsessed with cock

Ya he's a theo we already know how they work

by Jimmy Zamena October 05, 2018

theo

a snake who chats shit behind everyones back then denies it. do not trust him he acts friendly and acts like hes rated but he isn't hes just a beg

ugh its theo

by itsonlyjks November 19, 2019

Theo

Theo is a british gay lesbian who naruto runs down the street screaming "I have no weakness" and then after "did you know that my head is my weakness"

Theo: My head is my weakness

by Gandalf0805 January 12, 2020

Theo

A person who is a npc (non playable character) he spawns place to place and has chechpoints around the world. this person gets negative bitches and has a micro sized dick. When girls see his ugly ass bucket hat the run away in fear he also has a Lego Fetish and likes to stick it up the ass. He also loves sushi aka raw meat in the mouth

Damn that theo spawned in

by Mahdi El hadi May 21, 2022

Theo

An embellished, animated nickname for French fries.

My favorite thing to munch on at McDonald's is definitely Theo.

by NotYourFriendGirl September 12, 2009