by ld0301 March 27, 2021
Get the The one-walled paint job mug.The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.
Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.
Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.
Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.
Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.
Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.
Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.
Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'
Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)
Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)
Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)
Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)
Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
by CharlesBottomer June 25, 2013
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Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
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The heart pounding excitement and loin draining satisfaction one gets when reading an epic chapter from George RR Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" or watching your favorite scene come to life in HBO's "Game of Thrones" TV series.
"Did you catch the new trailer with the Red Viper?"
"I did. Best scene in the entire book series! Had a thronegasm!"
"Did you get to the Astapor chapter yet"?
"Oh yeah. I had multiple thronegasms. Sploosh!"
"I did. Best scene in the entire book series! Had a thronegasm!"
"Did you get to the Astapor chapter yet"?
"Oh yeah. I had multiple thronegasms. Sploosh!"
by snackD January 10, 2014
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Don't sit there that's my cum throne!
Don't sit there that's my cum throne!
by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009
Get the Cum Throne mug.For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
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