A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
Get the Wooden Koalamug. A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
Get the koala muffinmug. a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
Get the koala teamug. 1. A long, mostly quite thin, pointy stick used to prod an object in order to examine it at a safe distance.
2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.
2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.
1. A: Is he still alive?
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.
2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.
2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.
by CoolFire June 1, 2006
Get the koala stickmug. A young canadian DJ who mixes up great tunes using two turntables and his own hands. No computer needed!
by Duncan November 24, 2003
Get the Kid Koalamug. Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.
"Why is that dude running towards me?"
"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"
Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.
"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"
Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.
by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011
Get the Awkward Koalamug. In Australia a popular tourist buy is a tiny koala bear that can clip on to things. When said Koala bear is attached to the top of a beer the otherwise colloquial beverage is then transformed into a koala beer.
by IamCanadain December 12, 2009
Get the Koala Beermug.