The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 06, 2023

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 21, 2024

Guillotine

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

by Heughicopter March 24, 2020

Guillotine

A Death Grips single from their 2011 mixtape Exmilitary, widely known amongst Death Grips and non Death Grips fans for the iconic screaming of MC RIDE in the track. Despite it arguably being the worst song on the mixtape it is one of the most popular songs from it and their entire discography as a whole. This is possibly due to it being the only single from the mixtape posted publicly on mainstream streaming services due it being the only song on the album with fully original production and not requiring any sampling rights
This song is also a good way to weed out who is a real (or basic) Death Grips fan or if a girl is a red flag or not

"Yeah man I was sliding in that one girl's DMs the other night" - Guy 1
"Oh word?!?" - Guy 2

"Yeah I found out she like's Hello Kitty and she even like's Death Grips too dude her favorite track is Guillotine" - Guy 1
"Stay the hell away from that girl, total redflag man." - Guy 2
"Oh you think so?" - Guy 1
"Yeah she only said that so she could relate to your weird ass. Death Grips sucks dude, especially that one shitty song Guillotine" - Guy 2

by Zach Hill's Friend November 19, 2023

guillotine hard on

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine

Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON

by N-doggster March 04, 2024