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L Ron Gardner

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020
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Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025
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