the suckncross clench

the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus

i didnt make it to the bathroom and had to do the suckncross clench

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit

Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015