when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

Bison Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so thick and fluffy that it makes it impossible to see his dick.

I've gotta trim this bison bush of mine or my girl won't be able to find my dick.

by anonymous June 5, 2023

Angel Jose Robles Are Master Bison

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Zero: Angel Jose Robles Are Master Bison

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019

bison nip

Large male nipples.

"Whoa! Look at those bison nips! They're huge!"

by yeastlyspew October 26, 2013

Kira Stephanie Cummings Is Master Bison

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Kira Stephanie Cummings Is Master Bison

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012