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Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006
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Barber Pole

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
by 4Tay January 30, 2009
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Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.
"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."
by Windus May 20, 2005
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Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.
"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
by slabberjabber April 25, 2010
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Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
by MD Jr October 10, 2013
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Barber Talk

When someone is talking a load of nonsense.
That's a load of Barber Talk
by CoasterNemo January 20, 2020
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Full Barber

Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub
I went Full Barber last night.

I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.
by Justmee2 April 9, 2019
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