Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.

Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.

by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

Barber Pole

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.

I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.

by 4Tay January 30, 2009

Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

Starving Barber

A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.

"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."

by slabberjabber April 25, 2010

gary the barber

A guy with a great barber skill and great tattoos he's so good at cutting hair

Damn I need to cut my hair

Go to Gary the barber he is very good

by Chatgetbanged69 December 24, 2019

Larois barber

The best Kid Laroi meme pages and is The Kid Laroi personal barber since 2019, when he gave Laroi, “The Buzz cut”, and has since learned from his mistakes.

Someone: Who gave the kid Laroi THAT AWESOME haircut?

Me: Oh, it was Larois barber

by JrRrRr3 July 12, 2022

sleep barber

to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep

she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off

by sn13 May 6, 2011