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Dirty Zamboni

After anal sex whipping your dick clean down your partners spine
That freak I went home with said she liked ice skating so I gave her a dirty Zamboni
by Wreckless138 June 11, 2019
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Zamboni

An ice smoothing machine, invented by Frank Zamboni.

noun
‘zamboni’

adjective
zambonied

verb/participle

zambonied
The zamboni had zambonied the ice, leaving it smooth and zambonied
by ZamboniKing December 14, 2021
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Zamboni

The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.
Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
by Don cheadle November 19, 2016
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pink Zamboni

Bro why are you looking at pink Zambonis on my computer
by Cheese vault May 26, 2023
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Zamboni Finish

When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.
Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”
by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025
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