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Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021
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Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.
“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”
by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022
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National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House
“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House
by Botboi03 January 19, 2020
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Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds
wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-
by 0mAkine January 8, 2025
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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016
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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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