vermont condom

going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy

we didnt have any rubbers so we used the vermont condom. hope someone upstairs looks out for me!

by Almost a Daddy July 22, 2008

University Of Vermont

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.

1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.

Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019

House In Vermont

House In Vermont is a new slang going around here in Hollywood, CA. It's a safer way to use the term "HIV" in a public setting.

dude, watch out. that guy spends a lot of time at his House In Vermont

by Kevin Andrewson May 28, 2010

Vermont

The most sensual of states. When traveling to Vermont always bring a bottle of champagne and a lady or man friend, whatever your preference.

Guy 1: I am going to Vermont this weekend.

Guy 2: cool, u should bring your girl, and pack some champagne.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

Sticky Vermont

An act in which a woman inserts maple syrup into her vagina usually before sex.

Connor: Dude! my girlfriend did a Sticky Vermont last night

Jake: that’s so hot it must’ve felt good during sex

“Christi did a Sticky Vermont before sex last night and I’m into it!”

by Tugma October 18, 2018