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Unholy Confessions

Out of all of Avenged Sevenfold's songs which are mostly complex to play on guitar, Unholy Confessions Is probably the most beginner friendly song by A7X to play on guitar. It's also a pretty good song and very Metalcore-ish
by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023
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unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck
Me and Jan are going unholy bowling
by Kinkywinka October 30, 2021
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The unholy shmuley won't let me speak

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments
- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak
by Yang007 December 8, 2023
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praying on unholy ground

getting involved with a girl known to be a trouble in her previous relationships
Person A: I'm going on a date with **** tomorrow.

Person B: Your're praying on unholy ground ,mate.
by bluen0se October 19, 2017
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Unholy shower

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.
"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."

"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."

"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017
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The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
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The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
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