turban juice

Maxed infinity pure (25 defence) that plays on runescape. Probably one the most influential pures of all time with his material being all over the web. His funny name has caused many people to put 'turban' in their RSN also.

Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.

by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008

Turban Twister

A name for an Indian Lookin Person( arab iraqi the whole nine yards)

Watch out for the unibrow'd Turban Twister.

by Sean McDermott January 22, 2004

turban power

The innate ability all women seem to have to be able to put their hair up with their towel after a shower while it's still wet, generally resembling a turbanlike shape.

"How do women do that? Why don't they teach me how to put my hair up like that?!"
"Dude, all women have turban power, it's like a secret they don't want to share. Plus- you don't have enough hair to even fit in a towel, man."

by Smatty December 28, 2007

Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

by JaredBurns May 26, 2006

dirty turban

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

by andrew lopez January 10, 2008

Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

urban turban

When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.

We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011